One Liners

Dawson has had some great one-liners that I am afraid I will forget if I don't write them down, so here they are:

To my mom, "You might not want to look now, I'm gonna get naked."

To the doctor who was Indian (middle East) and checking Colton for strep, "You must be talking Spanish or something because you sure sound funny."

To the kid with the bloody nose, "If you don't pick it, it won't bleed."

To me, "I was on green today. I went to red but got back to green so it doesn't need to count."